February 25, 2024
Joke: In heaven, there were two huge signs. The first read, Men Who Did What Their Wives Told Them to Do. . . The line of men under this sign stretched as far as the eye could see. The second sign read, Men Who Did What They Wanted to Do. Under that sign stood only… Read More »
February 18, 2024
Joke: Some older nuns were staying in high rise on their visit to New York. After a long day of exploring they were beat. So they go back ready to call it a day but before they could get ready for the night a fire broke out. It engulfed the place they were staying relatively… Read More »
February 11, 2024
Joke: A man goes into a second hand store and finds a used football that he wanted for his son. He picks it up and takes it to the counter. “How much is this?” He asked “That’ll be $5” said the owner. “Would you like me to pump it up for you?” “That would be… Read More »
February 4, 2024
Joke: A man with a German Shepherd goes into a pub and sits down at the bar. The bartender says “Sorry, you can’t bring that dog in here.” The man replies “But this is a seeing eye dog!” The bartender then says “Well, okay then, I guess it can stay”. After a while, the man… Read More »
January 28, 2024
Joke: A teenage boy had just passed his driving test. . .and asked his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get… Read More »
January 21, 2024
Joke: 2 hunters are lost in the woods. . .After wandering around for a couple hours they decide to weigh their options, one says, “I heard if you shoot in the air someone will hear and come to your rescue”, so they fire a few times in the air and wait, nothing happens so they… Read More »
January 7, 2024
Joke: As I get older I would like to believe that I get a bit wiser as well. I’m now 60 years old and over those years I’ve learned a lesson or two. Here’s one. . . Last week I went to a fast food drive-thru and apparently I was taking a little to long… Read More »
December 31, 2023
Joke: One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris sees a sign that says helicopter rides $50.00. Morris says to his wife, “Esther, I’m 85 years old, if I don’t ride that helicopter I might never get another chance.” Esther replied, “Morris that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is… Read More »
December 24, 2023
Joke – What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas? It’s finally Christmas. . .Eve! ———————————————————————————————————— Seeing Jesus In The Nativity Show video – skitguys nativity Luke 2:6–7 (NIV): While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, 7 and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him… Read More »
December 17, 2023
Joke: Little Kevin had a habit of stealing apples from his neighbors farm. Annoyed, the neighbor tried to catch Kevin in the act but was unsuccessful in doing so. He decided to hire a wise man to help him. The wise man thought about it for a moment, then painted a few words on a… Read More »
