December 1, 2024
Joke: A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk. When the chicken sees that it has the librarian’s attention, it squawks, “Book, book, book, BOOK!” The librarian complies, putting a couple of books down in front… Read More »
November 24, 2024
Joke: Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources officer asked a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “and what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $200,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer goes on to say, “Well, what… Read More »
November 17, 2024
Joke: Aliens visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly , they speak English. Obviously, all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with the new visitors. Finally it’s Billy Graham’s turn, and he asks: “Do you know about our Lord and… Read More »
November 10, 2024
Joke: An elderly woman is arrested for stealing a can of peaches. When the case gets to court and she is found guilty, the judge decides to make an example of her. ‘How many peaches were in that can that you stole?’ He asked. ‘Six’ she said, with tears of remorse in her eyes. ‘Then… Read More »
November 3, 2024
Joke: A woman after a nights sleep wakes up and told her husband about her dream that see had during the night, “I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace for my birthday. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said. That evening the husband came home with a small package… Read More »
October 27, 2024
Joke: A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” “Who?” Asks the passenger “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. The passenger replies, “There are always a few clouds… Read More »
October 20, 2024
Joke: George Bush was at a rally and swears he sees Moses in the crowd. . .and he doesn’t want to miss the opportunity to meet such a well-known biblical celebrity. He yells over to him from the platform, “Sir, you look a lot like a man from the Old Testament. Are you Moses?” Looking… Read More »
October 13, 2024
Joke: An man goes for a walk with his new dog and they come across a lake. The man finds a stick and throws it into the lake and his dog walks across the water picks up the stick and brings it back and drops it at the feet of his owner. Astounded by what… Read More »
October 6, 2024
Joke: Larry went to a revival in a nearby town and after the message the the preacher asks anyone that needed prayer to come forward as he would love to pray from them. Larry moved by the service gets in line, and after a little wait he finally gets to the front when the preacher… Read More »
September 29, 2024
Joke: A king held a contest for all the men in the kingdom and the winner would get his beautiful daughter as his bride. He didn’t say what type of contest it was but his daughter’s beauty drew many brave contestants. Once everyone had gathered in his castle, he revealed the type contest it was… Read More »
